"Politics is the art of controlling your environment." - Hunter S. Thompson

"Politics have no relation to morals." - Niccolo Machiavelli

"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." - Plato

"Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel." - John Quinton

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed." - Carl Von Clausewit (Prussian general)

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx

"In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." - Napoleon Bonaparte